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Title: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Diesel on June 06, 2013, 08:50:09 AM
Pure porn!...


The new F3 800 MV Augusta...


http://www.mcnews.com.au/2013_Bikes/MV/F3_800/MVAgusta_F3_800_Intro1.htm (http://www.mcnews.com.au/2013_Bikes/MV/F3_800/MVAgusta_F3_800_Intro1.htm)


Ain't she gorgeous?!!!


Cheers, Diesel
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: ST2UP on June 06, 2013, 09:54:39 AM
I got all excited at the heading........opened it up to find some type of go fast crotch rocket thingy !!! With wheels on it.....

Shattered I tell you......shattered  :p


 :beer
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Tipsy on June 06, 2013, 10:15:01 AM
 :wht11 py

yea what he said  :||||
and with my gut how in hell am I going to reach the throttle  :rofl :crackup

Tipsy
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Mitch on June 06, 2013, 10:15:29 AM
 Just the thing for a round Australia ride by us OAF riders.  :rockon
                  :grin :blk13 :grin
             
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: StinkyPete on June 06, 2013, 10:40:30 AM
In my humble opinion the F3 does not look as sweet as the earlier F4, and the increase in power and handling would not make one jot of difference to a mortal like me.    I did have a sit on an F4 a couple of years back, and about one minute was enough to convince me that, while I might look good on one, I could not possibly ride one.    Anyhow, where do the panniers go?    Where does the "dearly beloved" sit?   There's no way to fit a top box!!   Where can I fit the GPS which would need to be pre-programmed to find the nearest physio?
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Whizz on June 06, 2013, 04:39:53 PM
...and just how do we tell that this is a female?????...sure doesn't look too female to me!!  :eek :well :eek

Mr Diesel, my friend, you need treatment!!!
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Bluey on June 06, 2013, 04:43:19 PM
Would I be prepared to give up my licence for a few minutes of joy? No way, Jose!
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Brian on June 06, 2013, 04:57:30 PM
To the Batcave !!!!!
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: saaz on June 06, 2013, 05:25:15 PM
Triumph 675R in the flesh is just unbelievable.  Flick your licence in the shredder before you even go for a ride.

Some of our larger members may not fit on it mind  :nahnah
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Diesel on June 06, 2013, 08:04:39 PM
...and just how do we tell that this is a female?????...sure doesn't look too female to me!!  :eek :well :eek

Mr Diesel, my friend, you need treatment!!!

I took a punt.... what do you normally find under Italian men?        :crackup
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Biggles on June 06, 2013, 08:21:22 PM
16 litre tank!  No use to me.
And it's only good for 269 kph.  A stock ST13 goes pretty close to that.

Beautiful as an example of a top sports bike and it has its place.  But, as some others have intimated, it's a very limited market.
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Whizz on June 07, 2013, 06:22:24 PM
Quote
I took a punt.... what do you normally find under Italian men?

another Italian man?????
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: ST2UP on June 07, 2013, 07:08:13 PM
 :eek  :thumb
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Bluey on June 07, 2013, 08:49:39 PM
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I took a punt.... what do you normally find under Italian men?

another Italian man?????

Gave me a good giggle ......
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Sicman on June 07, 2013, 10:22:56 PM
My Motorcycle Poster Girl beats yours hands down girly boy :thumb
(http://i601.photobucket.com/albums/tt91/ajudd1/0657414700-2_zps326c8b53.jpg) (http://s601.photobucket.com/user/ajudd1/media/0657414700-2_zps326c8b53.jpg.html)

Cheers

 :slvr13
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Pocket STocker on June 08, 2013, 06:20:16 AM
Mmmmm yummy, how i would love to wake up to that after a big night out on the town :clap


HEY !!!! I mean the Chikko roll in her hand !!!!!!


You boys are so rude for thinking like that  :spank  :spank  :grin  :grin



 Pockey  :nahnah
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: StinkyPete on June 08, 2013, 07:16:29 AM
My Motorcycle Poster Girl beats yours hands down girly boy :thumb
([url]http://i601.photobucket.com/albums/tt91/ajudd1/0657414700-2_zps326c8b53.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s601.photobucket.com/user/ajudd1/media/0657414700-2_zps326c8b53.jpg.html[/url])

Cheers

 :slvr13


She shouldn't be allowed on a bike.  Have a look at her feet.  Those heels will make a mess of the crank case side covers.  :well
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Whizz on June 08, 2013, 09:11:38 AM
Oh yeah, just noticed...she's on a bike!!!  :thumbs :rofl
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Sicman on June 08, 2013, 09:52:54 AM
It was a promotional poster displayed in Wagga Wagga to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the 1st chiko roll being sold at the Wagga Wagga Show. They put it up on a huge bill board at the Silverlight service station a few years back as you went west out of Wagga.

It was noted there was a big increase of accidents  :eek in and around the servo while She was on display and the sales of Chiko rolls and fuel went up  :grin
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: hobs on June 08, 2013, 10:08:59 AM
Where are the rear view mirrors on the bike. Couldn't see them on the pictures. Where they taken off to make it look sleeker?
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Whizz on June 08, 2013, 11:12:38 AM
What makes you think that ANY Italian motorcycle rider is sufficiently interested in what's behind him to actually need a mirror...unless it only shows him what HE looks like whilst he's riding???
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: ST2UP on June 08, 2013, 07:40:50 PM
Mmmmm yummy, how i would love to wake up to that after a big night out on the town :clap


HEY !!!! I mean the Chikko roll in her hand !!!!!!


You boys are so rude for thinking like that  :spank  :spank  :grin  :grin



 Pockey  :nahnah

 :-++  :crackup you didn't need to explain it to me, I know what you meant in the first instance, but I am surprised their has been no rebuttal from the cheap seats.......   :grin
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Neale on June 08, 2013, 08:44:56 PM
I was still trying to figure out why she wanted a cold Chico roll in her hand when she woke up in the morning. That is all.
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Sicman on June 09, 2013, 09:19:16 AM


 :-++  :crackup you didn't need to explain it to me, I know what you meant in the first instance, but I am surprised their has been no rub utile from the cheap seats.......   :grin
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They are probably still looking at the poster me thinks ( Me bets Diesel has replaced his favourite garage poster with this one now - A change is as good as a holiday Diesel - Isnt that right?) :wink1 :grin :grin :fp :whistle
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Whizz on June 09, 2013, 10:17:34 AM
Please can someone explain to me exactly what a "rub utile" is, because I really don't have a clue!! Ta!!  :grin
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: ST2UP on June 09, 2013, 11:20:34 AM
LOL that was " Rebuttal".....iPad did its auto correct or fat finger thing, does that help.  :beer
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: RexJ on June 10, 2013, 03:52:56 PM
I guess it would be be 'nice' to hit the remote on the garage door as you ride up the driveway and be greeted by this on the back wall. :whistle  :grin

Then, you dismount, unrobe the riding gear, still gazing at the 'greeting' poster.  o:)

And then, poof, illusion fail   >:(). .... you go inside ...!  :||||
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Sicman on June 10, 2013, 05:30:22 PM
 :grin :thumbs :grin
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Pocket STocker on June 10, 2013, 07:08:10 PM
I guess it would be be 'nice' to hit the remote on the garage door as you ride up the driveway and be greeted by this on the back wall. :whistle  :grin

Then, you dismount, unrobe the riding gear, still gazing at the 'greeting' poster.  o:)

And then, poof, illusion fail   >:(). .... you go inside ...!  :||||

 :spank Right that will be onto Mrs RexJ's sh!t list for you, we gals have mental telepathy, I'm onto the sisterhood network now  :well

 :nahnah
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: Neale on June 10, 2013, 07:23:24 PM
Does the Sisterhood Network like Chicko Rolls as well? :nahnah
Title: Re: Motorcycle Poster Girl...
Post by: RexJ on June 13, 2013, 12:52:17 AM
Yea, I reckon they'd like the chico, but it would have to be hot.  :eat I couldn't imagine even Miss Baulbreaker from Porky's eating a cold chico.  |-i

Ergh. Cold Chico and a flat beer, watching them Blues blokes winning a SoO.   >:() :|||| :crazy  Nah, never happen, Neale.