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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on June 12, 2013, 05:40:09 PM

Title: Kiwi Clock
Post by: Z900owner on June 12, 2013, 05:40:09 PM

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night,

A drunk Kiwi led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.



'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash'

and stepped back.



His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

'For F***'s sake, you stupid Kiwi!     

  It's ten past three in the morning!!!’

Title: Re: Kiwi Clock
Post by: Neale on June 12, 2013, 05:42:46 PM

Classic :clap

Title: Re: Kiwi Clock
Post by: JuST Peter on June 12, 2013, 08:13:19 PM

That's a ripper  :-++ :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Kiwi Clock
Post by: Tipsy on June 12, 2013, 08:18:46 PM

 :wht11 py

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

where can I get one

Tipsy

Title: Re: Kiwi Clock
Post by: Sicman on June 12, 2013, 08:22:50 PM

  :grin :grin :grin

Title: Re: Kiwi Clock
Post by: Wild Rose on June 12, 2013, 09:43:40 PM

 :thumb :thumb :thumb :thumb I like it  :grin

Title: Re: Kiwi Clock
Post by: Malcolm6112 on June 12, 2013, 10:24:43 PM

I'm taking this one to use. Thanks. Brilliant :rofl :rofl

 :blu13