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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on June 17, 2013, 10:01:05 AM

Title: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: Z900owner on June 17, 2013, 10:01:05 AM

Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card. Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay the fook away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy arse,.......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

Send this to ten o' yer closest friends,Then get depressed because ye can only think of four.
 

Title: Re: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: Brock on June 17, 2013, 10:37:44 AM

 :beer

Title: Re: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: Tipsy on June 17, 2013, 11:24:43 AM

 :wht11 py

 :-++ :-++ :-++

Tipsy

Title: Re: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: Whizz on June 17, 2013, 11:54:38 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

I've worked with Jocks...and this is absolutely accurate!!!

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: ST2UP on June 17, 2013, 02:18:34 PM

 :thumbsup

Title: Re: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: Neale on June 17, 2013, 05:45:40 PM

Having done a few years in a Pipe Band as a drummer, this is damn straight. Love your work.  :thumbs

Title: Re: True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!(None of that Sissy shite)
Post by: Gavo on June 17, 2013, 11:10:46 PM

I could only come up with two