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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Poppy Dave on June 24, 2013, 11:01:00 PM

Title: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 24, 2013, 11:01:00 PM
             New Healthcare Programme


You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing
home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed
to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and
all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip,
knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just
told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.

Is this a great country or what?


Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Gavo on June 24, 2013, 11:03:02 PM
Yep  :thumb
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Sabie on June 25, 2013, 12:49:37 AM
Sounds feezable to me....
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Wild Rose on June 25, 2013, 07:46:24 AM
I like it :thumb
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Tipsy on June 25, 2013, 09:28:49 AM
 :wht11 py

I have had something similar already planned out if I ever ended up homeless after the age of 65

no qualms here  :grin o:)

Tipsy
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Neale on June 25, 2013, 01:27:32 PM
Noice.  :clap
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: ST2UP on June 25, 2013, 03:24:12 PM
 Wot thuh and its so true....
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: Sicman on June 25, 2013, 08:28:50 PM
Better get in quick then before we run out of politicians or they cut the limit back to one politician at a time :grin
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: youngSTer on June 26, 2013, 06:50:44 PM
The only thing that stops me is that there is room to park my ST.
Title: Re: NEW SENIORS PROGRAMME....
Post by: youngSTer on June 26, 2013, 07:59:34 PM
The only thing that stops me is that there is no room to park my ST.