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Title: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Diesel on June 27, 2013, 08:11:45 AM

FORGOT MY GLASSES
 

Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 79 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club,  not a Parachute Club."

"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her.  She fainted.

 
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
but sometimes it can be fun.

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Neale on June 27, 2013, 08:14:08 AM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :-++ :-++ :-++

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Tipsy on June 27, 2013, 09:14:18 AM

 :wht11 py

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :beer :crackup :rofl :-++

Tipsy

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: StinkyPete on June 27, 2013, 10:05:35 AM

Old age does have it's advantages.

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: winston66 on June 27, 2013, 10:19:48 AM

 :hatwave :runyay :runyay :think1

Winston66
Where was that, I think that I need to join a club like that.

 :candystwheelie :beer :beer :thumbsup

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Sicman on June 27, 2013, 11:01:01 AM

 :grin My Grandfather was still going at it at 93 :grin

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Whizz on June 27, 2013, 11:37:13 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbs :thumbsup

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: ST.George on June 27, 2013, 11:45:10 AM

 :runyay Buzzinga! NuckNuckNuck!  :hatwave

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Wild Rose on June 27, 2013, 01:31:13 PM

 :grin :grin :thumbs :thumbs :rofl :rofl

I like it  :thumb

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: ST2UP on June 27, 2013, 04:27:44 PM

 :crackup

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Pocket STocker on June 27, 2013, 10:46:26 PM

LMAO  :thumb

Title: Re: Forgot my glasses!
Post by: Esstee 13 on June 29, 2013, 09:36:04 AM

 :thumb :grin :thumb :grin :thumb :grin
 :rd13