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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Tipsy on June 28, 2013, 09:57:33 AM

Title: HillBillies
Post by: Tipsy on June 28, 2013, 09:57:33 AM
 :wht11 py

 :grin :grin

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

Tipsy
Title: Re: HillBillies
Post by: Whizz on June 28, 2013, 11:01:38 AM
 :fp :fp :fp

 :well :well

 :rofl :crackup
Title: Re: HillBillies
Post by: Brock on June 28, 2013, 11:44:19 AM
Welcome to my world Whizz.

I have emailed you the codes for the Norty Corner door, and you may need this :law and this  :spank

Also in the mail is a large bottle of tolerance, humour, wisdom and Asprin..... :|||| :||||
Title: Re: HillBillies
Post by: Whizz on June 28, 2013, 11:46:04 AM
My gracious thanks...I think I'm going to start needing these quite soon  :spank
Title: Re: HillBillies
Post by: Tipsy on June 28, 2013, 12:00:05 PM
 :wht11 py

Thats it Whizz straight into the deep end  :grin :grin :grin :grin

Tipsy
Title: Re: HillBillies
Post by: Sabie on June 28, 2013, 04:19:31 PM
And the banjo's were in full flight...