OzSTOC
No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on July 09, 2013, 01:45:51 PM
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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree, they decided to ask the old man.
They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk. But we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you. But first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old-timer, what do you have?"
The old man said,
"I thought it was WIND - but I was wrong, too!"
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OK, so what was the diagnosis? :grin
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Think his turbo just found it had a fluid drive.
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Sounds like the atomised faeces was a little under done :rofl
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:wht11 py
Its just a little problem we all face when breaking wind, especially as we get older
FOLLOW THRU :fp :fp :fp >:() >:() :cuss
Tipsy
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That's nasty :eek
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That's nasty :eek
Sure is, when it happens :'(
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:fp :fp
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Should have "Dropped the boys off at the pool" b4 "The turtle's head popped out" :rofl :crackup :grin