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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on July 22, 2013, 11:59:32 PM

Title: Outhouse
Post by: WendyL on July 22, 2013, 11:59:32 PM

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,

"Pa! You need to go out and fix the dunny!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the dunny."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the dunny, looks around and yells back,

"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the dunny!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,

"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this dunny!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,

"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: Gavo on July 23, 2013, 12:02:02 AM

  :crackup :fp  :crackup

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: bloodbikes on July 23, 2013, 01:22:38 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

thats funny.


 :wht11

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: Wild Rose on July 23, 2013, 08:58:35 AM

Ouch !!! That would hurt  :'(

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: Tipsy on July 23, 2013, 09:17:23 AM

 :wht11 py

WENDY !!  :fp :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup bloody hilarious

Tipsy

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: JuST Peter on July 24, 2013, 04:17:25 PM

Good one  :grin :grin   :thumbs

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: West Aussie Glen on July 24, 2013, 05:18:35 PM

Must be time you went back to work Lady

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: ST2UP on July 24, 2013, 05:22:38 PM

 :clap LMAO

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: WendyL on July 24, 2013, 06:30:02 PM

 :clap

Quote from: West Aussie Glen on July 24, 2013, 05:18:35 PM

Must be time you went back to work Lady

I see the specialist next Tuesday Glen, hopefully back to work at least part time after that. By the way, I got this one from my dad, had to share :)

Title: Re: Outhouse
Post by: Neale on July 24, 2013, 06:51:27 PM

You're father is a crack up. Love his work. :clap