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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on July 24, 2013, 04:16:19 PM
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A Kiwi and an Australian go to a pastry shop.
The Kiwi whisks three cup cakes into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn’t notice.
The Kiwi says to the Australian:
"You see how clever we are? You’ll never beat that!"
The Australian says to the Kiwi:
"Watch this, an Australian is always cleverer than a Kiwi."
He says to the baker,
"Give me a cup cake, I can show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cake which the Australian promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker:
"Give me another cake for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.
He eats this one too.
Then he says again:
"Give me one more cake..."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Australian eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
"And where is your famous magic trick?"
The Australian says:
"Look in the Kiwi’s pocket!" :thumb
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We'll have to try that on our next Bakery visit.
There's plenty of Kiwis around to help out. :rofl
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:rockon :thumbs
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:crackup :rofl
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Ah as a half kiwi /Aussie i'm now confused :rofl :rofl :o
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:crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup