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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on July 26, 2013, 06:40:01 PM

Title: My plan....
Post by: WendyL on July 26, 2013, 06:40:01 PM

My plan is simple:

Get a female dog

Call her Irony

Introduce her in a masculine way

When people say "Who's a good boy?" I can correct them saying "Irony's a bitch!"

Laugh hysterically at my own joke

Watch people leave quickly

Cry...

Title: Re: My plan....
Post by: Marcus on July 26, 2013, 06:41:06 PM

Champagne comedy

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Post by: Neale on July 26, 2013, 06:54:03 PM

Keep up the good work maam, love your warped sense of humour.  :thumbsup :clap

Title: Re: My plan....
Post by: alans1100 on July 26, 2013, 06:57:45 PM

And it's not even troppp season (Nov - Jan in Darwin) yet.

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Post by: Shiney on July 26, 2013, 07:30:40 PM

Nice one I like it :thumbsup :thumbs :crackup :rofl

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Post by: ST2UP on July 26, 2013, 07:39:49 PM

 :-++

Title: Re: My plan....
Post by: STill dreaming on July 26, 2013, 07:48:35 PM

Mate of mine in NZ has a very good working dog called "Please" thought when i watched him work his dog's he's very polite. :rofl :rofl :crackup

Title: Re: My plan....
Post by: Biggles on July 26, 2013, 08:25:56 PM

Quote from: WendyL on July 26, 2013, 06:40:01 PM

When people say "Who's a good boy?" I can correct them saying "Irony's a bitch!"

Laugh hysterically at my own joke

Watch people leave quickly

Cry...

Sounds like you're writing Stand-Up Comedy.  Keep it up and you'll get a gig.   :grin

Title: Re: My plan....
Post by: Pocket STocker on August 24, 2013, 08:02:04 PM

 :rofl  :rofl