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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on August 03, 2013, 05:19:42 PM

Title: You can't beat the Irish (at some things)
Post by: JuST Peter on August 03, 2013, 05:19:42 PM

A Texan walks into a pub in Galway, Ireland and raises his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He shouts, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back."
The room is quiet and no one takes on the Texan's offer.
Paddy Murphy gets up and leaves the bar. Thirty minutes later, he shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.  "Is your bet still good?" asks Paddy.
The Texan answers, "Yes," and he orders the barman to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately, Paddy downs all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back to back.  The other pub patrons cheer and the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
Paddy Murphy replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

Title: Re: You can't beat the Irish (at some things)
Post by: Whizz on August 03, 2013, 05:24:57 PM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

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Title: Re: You can't beat the Irish (at some things)
Post by: Wild Rose on August 03, 2013, 07:09:31 PM

I like it
 :clap :clap :clap :clap



 :beer

Title: Re: You can't beat the Irish (at some things)
Post by: Pocket STocker on August 03, 2013, 07:19:24 PM

 :clap  :crackup  :crackup love it,love it I say  :grin

Title: Re: You can't beat the Irish (at some things)
Post by: Neale on August 03, 2013, 07:56:42 PM

 :thumbs. You've still got it.  :clap

Title: Re: You can't beat the Irish (at some things)
Post by: STill dreaming on August 04, 2013, 12:33:00 PM

I work with 3  irish guy's all of them say drinking makes them thirsty.