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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: West Aussie Glen on August 09, 2013, 11:48:34 AM

Title: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: West Aussie Glen on August 09, 2013, 11:48:34 AM

I don't often post jokes but thought this one needs to be posted although it may have been around in a slightly different form..

An American ventriloquist visiting Saudi Arabia walks into a small village and sees a Bedouin (villager) sitting outside his tent patting his sheep dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Saudi 'Salaam, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Bedouin: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid American.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going ?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Bedouin: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this bedouin your owner?'  (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me Great food And takes me to the Wadi (lake) once a week to play.'

Bedouin: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your camel?'

Bedouin: 'Uh, the camel doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey camel, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Bedouin: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?'  (Pointing at the villager)

Camel: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Camel: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the tent to protect me from hot sun.'
 
Bedouin: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Bedouin: (in a panic) "No, no! The sheep's a f*n liar!”

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: Pocket STocker on August 09, 2013, 03:56:40 PM

Love it  :grin

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: Shiney on August 09, 2013, 04:46:57 PM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :clap :clap :clap

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: Wild Rose on August 09, 2013, 05:06:56 PM

 :thumb :thumb :thumb

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: JuST Peter on August 09, 2013, 05:45:29 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl it doesn't matter how many times or how many different ways it gets posted it's always well worth posting

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: Biggles on August 09, 2013, 06:01:26 PM

I was believing you until you mentioned the horse.
Bedouins have camels.   :grin

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: ST2UP on August 09, 2013, 09:06:39 PM

He he....heard it before, but 'twas a goat  :thumb

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: STill dreaming on August 09, 2013, 09:11:55 PM

Quite funny well done :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: WendyL on August 10, 2013, 01:53:09 AM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: West Aussie Glen on August 10, 2013, 09:41:53 AM

Quote from: Biggles on August 09, 2013, 06:01:26 PM

I was believing you until you mentioned the horse.
Bedouins have camels.   :grin

Edited so Biggles can now believe it. :wink1

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: bloodbikes on August 10, 2013, 04:43:22 PM

Thats the first time I've heard Kiwi's have been called Bedouins  :crackup  :crackup

 :wht11

Title: Re: AN AMERICAN VENTRILOQUIST
Post by: Esstee 13 on August 11, 2013, 01:48:54 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl  :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++ :-++
 :rd13