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Title: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: JuST Peter on August 09, 2013, 05:49:10 PM

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.  After a year, only three applied for the job:  a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.

The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor.
 
"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
 
"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Gribblestein, stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead," replied the Jewish Samurai !! "Dead is easy. But, Circumcision...??"

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: Pocket STocker on August 09, 2013, 09:22:51 PM

 :crazy  :grin  :grin

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: Bluey on August 09, 2013, 10:03:33 PM

Chuckle, chuckle....

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: ST2UP on August 09, 2013, 11:31:35 PM

Shalom...... :thumb

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: WendyL on August 10, 2013, 01:45:35 AM

 :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: Whizz on August 10, 2013, 08:14:00 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbs :thumbsup

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: Tipsy on August 10, 2013, 09:08:46 AM

 :wht11 py

very funny indeed but I do somewhat prefer the

"but it can no longer breed"

 o:)
Tipsy

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: gaz on August 10, 2013, 01:44:41 PM

i don't get  :o

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: WendyL on August 10, 2013, 04:35:58 PM

Quote from: gaz on August 10, 2013, 01:44:41 PM

i don't get  :o

Seriously?!?!

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: bloodbikes on August 10, 2013, 04:39:45 PM

 :crackup  :crackup FUNNY  :crackup  :crackup

 :wht11

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: royst1100 on August 11, 2013, 05:20:42 PM

 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

Title: Re: The Jewish Samurai
Post by: Biggles on August 11, 2013, 06:33:11 PM

Quote from: gaz on August 10, 2013, 01:44:41 PM

i don't get  :o

Google "circumcision" might help you get it.    :crazy