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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Neale on August 13, 2013, 07:52:19 AM

Title: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Neale on August 13, 2013, 07:52:19 AM

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God?!

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time!"

"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Pocket STocker on August 13, 2013, 09:06:15 AM

 :eek LOL  :thumbs

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Whizz on August 13, 2013, 10:30:53 AM

 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :thumbsup :thumbs :thumbsup :thumbs

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Biggles on August 13, 2013, 09:23:48 PM

Doesn't hurt to keep them guessing!   :grin

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Sicman on August 13, 2013, 09:27:08 PM

 :grin :grin

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: WendyL on August 13, 2013, 10:24:49 PM

Hey Neale, I know where you get your jokes from.......you obviously like the same facebook pages as I do  :thumb :grin :thumb :grin

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Neale on August 14, 2013, 10:20:16 AM

Damn. My secret is out.

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Wild Rose on August 14, 2013, 06:24:55 PM

Doesn't matter who puts them up
Keep them coming :grin


 :beer

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Sicman on August 14, 2013, 07:22:25 PM

Quote from: Neale on August 14, 2013, 10:20:16 AM

Damn. My secret is out.

Its ok Big Fella - We love you whether you are gay, straight etc etc  :KissBlow  :grin :grin :rofl

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: Shiney on August 14, 2013, 07:30:51 PM

 :clap :clap :clap

Title: Re: 2 Little Boys
Post by: RexJ on August 16, 2013, 08:00:54 PM

 :crackup :rofl 1st prize for that man. 

Have a choccy.  :Chocies