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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on August 16, 2013, 09:21:26 PM

Title: The hunting accident
Post by: WendyL on August 16, 2013, 09:21:26 PM

Two men are hunting when one accidentally shoots the other.
He freaks out and calls 911 on his cell-phone:

"I just accidentally shot my friend while we were hunting! I think he's dead! What do i do?! What do I do?"

"Ok sir. Calm down. First let's make sure your friend is really dead. . . "

"Ok! Hang on! "

BANG!

"Ok. He's really dead. Now what?"
 :|||| >:()

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: ST2UP on August 16, 2013, 09:23:32 PM

doh !!!  :wink1

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: STeveo on August 17, 2013, 07:36:02 AM

 :crackup :rofl :-++

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: Poppy Dave on August 18, 2013, 09:42:40 PM

 :fp

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: Neale on August 19, 2013, 08:00:25 AM

Irish?

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: Biggles on August 19, 2013, 09:15:44 AM

Could be Irish, but the Germans are known for their thoroughness.

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: WendyL on August 19, 2013, 09:40:39 AM

I was actually thinking it sounded more like an American....

Title: Re: The hunting accident
Post by: Wild Rose on August 19, 2013, 12:31:35 PM

Doesn't Matter it is still funny  :thumb

 :beer