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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on August 17, 2013, 02:35:30 PM

Title: An older Woman
Post by: Wild Rose on August 17, 2013, 02:35:30 PM

 AN  OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING  A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT  FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED  THROAT.


SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER  OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL.. AS SHE STOOD THERE,  BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND  CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE  SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF  WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER  LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING  "HEY" OLD WOMAN HAVE YOU EVER  DANCED"

THE  OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID,  "NO, I NEVER DID DANCE MUCH... NEVER REALLY WANTED  TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE  GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD BAG,  YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT  THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN  PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN  OFF -STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS  LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN  FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL
LAUGHING,  HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK  INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO  HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED  SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE  LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT  AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING  IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD  THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY  SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST  DEAFENING.

THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG  GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE  GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE  BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD  WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE  YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S ASS?

THE  GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MAAM...  BUT... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO."

 :beer

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: ST2UP on August 17, 2013, 02:54:55 PM

 Giddy up !!!  :clap

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: STeveo on August 17, 2013, 04:35:18 PM

 :p :rofl

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: Biggles on August 17, 2013, 06:23:46 PM

It's been said before- don't mess with us old people!    :grin

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: Sicman on August 17, 2013, 08:02:22 PM

Just one Mule - Is that like just one goat? :o :eek :grin

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: Bikebear on August 17, 2013, 08:23:47 PM

Bloody hell... do you have to bring that one goat up again and again?!!!    :whistle :-[ :-X

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: Sicman on August 17, 2013, 08:26:12 PM

 Sorree :grin :grin

Title: Re: An older Woman
Post by: Shiney on August 21, 2013, 11:46:34 PM

Awesome :-++ :-++ :-++