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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Shiney on August 22, 2013, 04:09:37 AM

Title: Ugliest baby
Post by: Shiney on August 22, 2013, 04:09:37 AM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Biggles on August 22, 2013, 11:48:08 AM
Found an old joke book, Shiney?    8)

Still worth a smile after all these years...
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Whizz on August 22, 2013, 11:52:23 AM
Oh come on Mr Biggles...I think these are FUNNY!!!! :rofl :crackup
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Wild Rose on August 22, 2013, 07:15:38 PM
 :grin :thumb :crackup :rofl
Funny to me :beer
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Sicman on August 22, 2013, 07:19:22 PM
 :grin :grin
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Shiney on August 22, 2013, 07:27:11 PM
Found an old joke book, Shiney?    8)

Still worth a smile after all these years...

I was reading through about 200 jokes last night and I hadn't heard this one before :eek
It gave me a good laugh, so I put it on the forum :grin
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Sabie on August 22, 2013, 09:40:28 PM
The streets of Brisbane must be quiet mid week.....
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Shiney on August 22, 2013, 09:51:36 PM
The streets of Brisbane must be quiet mid week.....

Mate, crime was way down last night, less then 20 incidents all night :eek
But I guess that'll happen when there’s only a handful of people out and about :wink1
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Sabie on August 22, 2013, 11:13:10 PM
That's incredible Shiney....
Title: Re: Ugliest baby
Post by: Shiney on August 23, 2013, 04:11:04 AM
Tonight on the other hand is quite busy, lots of people :eek