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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Shiney on August 22, 2013, 04:14:42 AM

Title: Speedos
Post by: Shiney on August 22, 2013, 04:14:42 AM

Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him."Dude, it's obvious," said the lifeguard. "You're wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo—say, two sizes too small—and drop a potato inside it. You'll have all the babes you can handle."
The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it's not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more.
"For cryin' out loud," said Brad, "it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by—covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What's wrong now?"
"Jeez, Brad!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: Biggles on August 22, 2013, 09:19:57 AM

Oh no, another Irishman!    :eek

 :clap

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: Gavo on August 22, 2013, 09:25:10 AM

Sounds like the Budgie smuggler

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: Wild Rose on August 22, 2013, 09:46:56 AM

 :thumb :thumb :thumbsup :thumbsup :grin :grin :grin :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: Z900owner on August 26, 2013, 09:48:46 AM

 >:() >:() >:() >:() :|||| :|||| :||||  brilliant

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: StinkyPete on August 26, 2013, 10:53:39 AM

I was expecting a post on how to correct to errors in a speedo.   :p

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: Sicman on August 26, 2013, 11:38:12 AM

 :grin

Title: Re: Speedos
Post by: Biggles on August 26, 2013, 01:37:27 PM

Quote from: StinkyPete on August 26, 2013, 10:53:39 AM

I was expecting a post on how to correct to errors in a speedo.   :p

Bang  tish!

Great rejoinder!     :thumbs    :beer