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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: ST.George on August 24, 2013, 10:24:59 PM

Title: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 24, 2013, 10:24:59 PM
G'day STriders,


Here's a challenge for the verbose among us to pare their prose to the minimum:


Describe a COMPLEX procedure as briefly as possible using only 1 syllable words.


Here's an xample:


Flying 2 the moon: (the title doesn't count)


Get suits on. Get in ship. Take off. Shit pants. Scream. Breathe. Look out port hole. Smile. Grin. Laugh.
Speed 2 moon. Go round moon. Land. Make bad speech. Play golf. Plant flag. Go home.


 
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: WendyL on August 24, 2013, 10:28:02 PM
Wow! Great test of smarts George :grin
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 24, 2013, 10:38:06 PM
Thank u. Now I challenge u to do "Having a baby"!  :Whipped


BTW I didn't invent this idea - it was on Auntie ABC Radio on AM National Radio and I thought "the STriders would get into this".
Don't stress - just let it flow in 1 syllable words. U will surprise yourself.  :hatwave
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: WendyL on August 24, 2013, 10:43:05 PM
Thank u. Now I challenge u to do "Having a baby"!  :Whipped

Ouch! What's that? Child time. Go to doc.  Take pain drugs. Push. Push. Push.  Waaaahhhh!!! It's a boy..... :KissBlow
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 24, 2013, 10:59:20 PM
That was (as Shiney says) "Awesome". So quick, (tho "whaaahhh" is almost 2 syllables depending on how u say it. :rofl    C'mon Biggles I bet you've got a gooden.  :Whipped
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: WendyL on August 24, 2013, 11:05:18 PM
I try to please  :grin
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 25, 2013, 07:27:07 AM
Another xample:


A motorcycle ride:  :rd13


Don bike gear. Mount bike. Start donk. Warm up donk. Hit road. Smell air. Watch out 4 cage rage. Don't use clutch. Up gear fast. Up gear fast. Use clutch. Up 2 gears fast. Cruise 2 main road. Top gear. Cruise. Smile. Fart. Smile. See long curve. Lean. Heart rate up. Nice. Long str8. Cruise. Steer bike with knees. Wind is strong. Raise screen a bit. See pie shop. Buy pie and eat it. Check out views. Check fuel. Heaps. Give STeed a pat. Go home.
 :rd13
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: Biggles on August 25, 2013, 09:53:00 PM
Go ride? Wash screen. Wash sides. Wash rims. Spray wax. Rub hard. Pump air. Check gas. Check lights. Wash lid. Don gloves. Mount seat. Hit start. Rev donk. Click first. Slip clutch. Feel surge. Heart leaps. Mouth sings.
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: WendyL on August 25, 2013, 09:57:09 PM
 :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 26, 2013, 12:18:37 PM
C'mon STriders it's surprisingly easy. Just pick any subject. Babble on in 1 syllable words and u will surprise yourself how creative u r. The important thing is 2 not think 2 much about the subject. Just babble on and u will get a surprise. Your creativity will make you laugh. Just keep those words simple.


If u need some topics 2 get u started here's some:


Voting. Going 2 Vinniies. Mowing the lawn. Making breakfast. Walking the dog. Buying a car.
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 26, 2013, 03:24:30 PM
Amazing!  :hatwave :runyay :hatwave
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: Biggles on August 26, 2013, 06:49:17 PM
Amazing!  :hatwave :runyay :hatwave

Not every one thinks so St Geo!   :grin
======================


Fuel low got to go
to Shell or bike will quit.
Look at price would ya know
I will need to sell a kid to buy it.

Park at pump pick a RON
No way it will be the top one
'Cos it's way too flash at a ton
And eight times ten cents this day, hon.

Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: WendyL on August 26, 2013, 07:00:50 PM
 :clap  :clap :clap :clap
Title: Re: 1 Syllable Procedures
Post by: ST.George on August 26, 2013, 08:53:34 PM

Your post was wiped. Oh well.  :eek

I spose if we get into that sort of thing
It can get out of hand
And some one might get upset
And that is not what we are r here 4.
At least we have a vote in Oz.  :hatwave