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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on August 26, 2013, 07:51:15 PM

Title: Blonde Pilot
Post by: Wild Rose on August 26, 2013, 07:51:15 PM

This  is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater  airplane with just the pilot.

He  has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May  Day.

"May  Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is  dead.

And  I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help  me!"

She  hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This  is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud  and clear. I will  talk you through this  and

get  you back on the ground.  I've had a lot of experience with this  kind of problem.


'Now,  just take a deep breath.  Everything will be fine! Now give me  your height and position."

She  says,   "I'm  5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K."  says the voice on the radio....  "repeat after me:  Our Father...Who art in Heaven....."

 

Title: Re: Blonde Pilot
Post by: WendyL on August 26, 2013, 08:07:40 PM

 :crackup :-++ :crackup :-++

Title: Re: Blonde Pilot
Post by: Neale on August 26, 2013, 08:15:18 PM

 :grin

Title: Re: Blonde Pilot
Post by: Biggles on August 26, 2013, 08:29:05 PM

Now there's a man who recognises his limits.

 :grin