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Title: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 09:13:42 AM
Is it just me or does anyone else name their bikes?
No, I'm not talking about the names uttered when that part just won't fit.. or when you tear a medial ligament trying to hold your steed up... :wink1

I mean names like bob or sally.....

For some reason, I have found it nessacary to do this. My old hilux is Roger for example.
My two other bikes are called Phobos (fear), and Deimos ( terror ). :gri
You see, I am an Aries (Ares), and that greek god had two steeds....yep.. as above.
No I am not really a god :p

Carrelli got his name because at the time, I really wanted an Italian bike... love Ducatis...
Had just watched Captain Carrelli's Violin.... Carrelli was? sounded like Italian... good enough for now!

Anyone else do this...?
Man ! I hope so otherwise I am going to look real weird :think1
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Brock on January 01, 2012, 09:55:26 AM
Nope,

You are weird :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 10:01:12 AM
 knew it... I knew it...I knew it   :runyay :runyay :runyay
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: scarp on January 01, 2012, 10:16:16 AM
No your not alone, tho that does not mean that your not weird.
I've managed to name most of my bikes, my ST 1300 got it's name when I brought it home my wife said it's as big as the Battlestar Galactica
(http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i379/scarp57/100_3203.jpg)
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 10:29:03 AM
                                                                                            I
                                                                                           AM
                                                                                          NOT
                                                                                        ALONE!
                                                                                       NAMING
                                                                                      MY BIKES
                                                                                     IS NORMAL
                                                                                    ALTHOUGH !
                                                                                   WRITING THIS
                                                                                 SO AS TO APPEAR
                                                                                STAR WARS ISH IS!
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: scarp on January 01, 2012, 10:31:38 AM
I thought it was a Christmas tree >:()
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 10:42:34 AM
Yeah, of course, that is exactly what it is.... a christmas tree   :runyay :runyay

Stars wars?
Who mentioned Star wars......

uh oh! they are here :law
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: BusinessBiker on January 01, 2012, 11:38:21 AM
 :blk11 Well, I named my old BMW K75 "BBJ" short for "Boadicea Boob Job". My ST1100 though is "Triple H" short for "Horatio Haiku Honda"
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Malcolm6112 on January 01, 2012, 11:52:38 AM
Never really thought about it.
I've always called cars female names. Easier to rant when it won't go.

At risk of being boring. Bluey. No didn't think so.

Hang on.....

fast.
so fast it's blue....
Comet.
I'll let you know.
Just might be The STead. That's easy.
Something we can all relate to?

 :blu13
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 01:16:01 PM
Hi Malcolm,
Mate your on the right path but you gotta get creative as in comet/blue mmmmm! a comet that is blue ..Haleys comet..!         :well ???

onya for joining in mate
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 01:17:27 PM
...or the wa steed ..... oh! that isn't right
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Malcolm6112 on January 01, 2012, 01:36:17 PM
how about Jolly.

as in Whoa Jolly!

Phar Lap?

Big. From New Zealand, me and fast.
There we go :runyay

 :blu13

Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 01:42:46 PM
A kiwi huh?  Kia ora bro
I'm from the Waikato

Jolly blue steed  :beer
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Malcolm6112 on January 01, 2012, 02:00:13 PM
a Bro.
I'm trying to do my best of Billy T, but it's not working Bro.

I'm from Tauranga, so we really are Bro's, at least neighbours bro.

Do you know why New Zealand hasn't gone to the Moon yet?

Not enough scaffold Bro.. :crackup :crackup

 :blu13

Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: alans1100 on January 01, 2012, 02:02:08 PM
I have yet to go down this path. My partner just suggest a few names like wind spirit or wandering star after I mentioned this post to her.

So at the moment it is "she who has yet to be named"

 :bl11  :think1 :bl11
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
I have yet to go down this path. My partner just suggest a few names like wind spirit or wandering star after I mentioned this post to her.

So at the moment it is "she who has yet to be named"

 :bl11  :think1 :bl11

The orphan child !.... mate you have got do something quick :-(((
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 01, 2012, 02:14:55 PM
a Bro.
I'm trying to do my best of Billy T, but it's not working Bro.

I'm from Tauranga, so we really are Bro's, at least neighbours bro.

Do you know why New Zealand hasn't gone to the Moon yet?

Not enough scaffold Bro.. :crackup :crackup

 :blu13

Tauranga? I lived there for the twelve years or so out at Gate Pa, before I went on holiday, and here I am... originally t/a...been here 21 years, but one thing worried me for a long long time...
Did I forget to turn the light off        haha
If you remember Billy T ...tee hee.. then you are I am guessing not 21 :grin
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Malcolm6112 on January 01, 2012, 03:53:53 PM
We were in Welcome Bay.
I left home and moved to Dinsdale.
Immigrated in '89, when i was a wee lad of 19. You can do the math on that.
Never been back.
I was fortunate enough that my parents took me around the Mainland and the other island before we came over. Bro.

 :blu13
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: scarp on January 01, 2012, 09:23:40 PM
Hi Malcolm,
Mate your on the right path but you gotta get creative as in comet/blue mmmmm! a comet that is blue ..Haleys comet..!         :well ???
Maybe then you could call it Bill
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: scarp on January 01, 2012, 09:27:02 PM
It's gotta be something that suits a mate has a Suzuki Gladius that I named Edna & it stuck.
I started calling it The Gladioli the flowers that Dame Edna Everage carries & then it became Edna
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Tipsy on January 02, 2012, 08:00:18 AM
 :wht11 Py

Hi Bro's ( Most Schooling in Rotorua- Arrived Aus in 81 - 62 next month )
And as I like the Beach boys music ( along with most other types) I came up with most absolutely fabulous name
I could think off.

well ok would you believe "Ronda" :butt :nahnah :whistle
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 02, 2012, 08:56:54 AM
Maybe then you could call it Bill
[/quote]

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 02, 2012, 09:03:25 AM
:wht11 Py

Hi Bro's ( Most Schooling in Rotorua- Arrived Aus in 81 - 62 next month )
And as I like the Beach boys music ( along with most other types) I came up with most absolutely fabulous name
I could think off.

well ok would you believe "Ronda" :butt :nahnah :whistle

Hey A Rotorua boy! Gidday

Now Ronda shows that some thought type stuff has been going on....well done   :thumbs

I spent the last twelve years before my "holiday" living in Tauranga.. I came on hols in '90. Now on the Sunshine Coast living amonst some of the best riding roads around.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 02, 2012, 12:48:31 PM
"CHLOE" :wht13
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Brock on January 02, 2012, 01:13:44 PM
Might have to call my bike Coronary, cos when any one sees it on the road they have a minor heart attack.....

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Streak on January 02, 2012, 06:29:39 PM
according to Mrs Streak, i should call it  :cuss off, because that is what she yells down the driveway at me when i am leaving her behind with the kids.....again......
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Carrelli on January 02, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
according to Mrs Streak, i should call it  :cuss off, because that is what she yells down the driveway at me when i am leaving her behind with the kids.....again......

 :rofl :rofl
You have a dual seat and now you require a sidecar
 :cuss those words are unfitting for your good she who shall be obeyed, so methinks perhaps you made them up?
Seriously Streak! your ride of second choice has no name? :nahnah
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Streak on January 02, 2012, 07:48:24 PM
Quote

 :rofl :rofl
You have a dual seat and now you require a sidecar
 :cuss those words are unfitting for your good she who shall be obeyed, so methinks perhaps you made them up?
Seriously Streak! your ride of second choice has no name? :nahnah

i have not found a name for this bike yet, not sure have not found anything that suits yet.....working on it
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Poppy Dave on January 02, 2012, 11:49:02 PM
The Service Manager at the local Stealer rode my old 1100 out and said, "Here's the Bismarck". He reckoned they are one of the best Battleships on the road.

I was going to call my 1300 that but my Granddaughter (Chloe) won out.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: rendog on January 04, 2012, 10:10:47 AM
ST1300 is called Camel, because it goes a looooong way between drinks.  :thumb
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: IanB on January 04, 2012, 09:48:52 PM
Seemed that Trundler was a good way to describe this ST.
Point it at a road and just keep trundling along testing the riders endurance.
Sometimes at the end of the day it's rolled so far I have to stop cause it's got very dark.
Missus loves the "won't be home tonight at somewhere  texts
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Webby on January 05, 2012, 12:27:12 AM
I call mine "Diablo", the name of the trusty steed that the Lone Ranger rode.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Brock on January 05, 2012, 08:49:06 AM
I thought the Lone Rangers horse was Silver.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Malcolm6112 on January 05, 2012, 09:01:52 AM
You're right Brock.

The lone ranger would say "Hi ho Silver, away"

And it's also in Wiki, and the information is correct.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Ranger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjQPxtMv3vY

I think Webby might be getting confused with the Cisco Kid.

 :blu13

Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Brock on January 05, 2012, 09:22:18 AM
Diablo was in fact the horse of the Cisco Kid, so I guess that makes Webby a Mexican

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Webby on January 05, 2012, 09:34:20 AM
Brock, you are so right. I am a fan of too many cowboys. A mate calls his bike Loco, which is Pancho's horse.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: ST2UP on May 30, 2013, 01:12:55 AM
Having a insomnia troll and found this old thread......worth breathing some life into, I thought.

So we always name our cars & bikes...... Pockey's car a RAV4 called "Ravi" after the Indian sales man whom we bought the car, :well......my Landcruiser is Lilly, Pockey's previous car was Millie the Mazda3.

The ST......"STig"......not from Topgear, but STig is a Scandinavian boys name meaning the Wanderer, appropriate we thought.


What's yours ??
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: StinkyPete on May 30, 2013, 06:36:04 AM
My daughter says I should name mine "Red Dwarf", but naming a motorcycle seems weird.   :crazy
Which makes me wonder which of the characters she thinks could be me???
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: SToz on May 30, 2013, 06:09:00 PM
"Arsehole"

Because every time I get on it the battery's usually flat...... :cuss

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: scarp on May 30, 2013, 08:49:20 PM
I've found with most cars & bikes it's hard to name them usually something happens & it names them guess like most nicknames
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Neale on May 30, 2013, 09:36:41 PM
Haven't quite got my bike yet, weill advise shortly.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: StinkyPete on May 30, 2013, 09:59:14 PM
I once had a Yamaha XS650 that vibrated like blazes, and was riding with a mate around Tassie.   We stopped at  bike shop where he was getting a new tyre fitted.   My XS was parked nearby, and some bloke walked in and said "Who's riding the black dildo?"    The name stuck.........
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Bikebear on May 30, 2013, 10:04:57 PM
'Goldie' or the 'big gold bastard' usually. I have a Honda Shadow that I call B5.. BikeBears Big Black Bastard'
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: cooman on May 31, 2013, 09:21:27 AM
Before I came to oz land I had a Honda cb1000, the big one as it was called, I named that Holly Honda, my st 1100 I have now is called Rhonda the Honda, and my Toyota land cruiser because its big and strong, and I'm Scottish it's called Hamish.


 :bl11     :beer
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Sabie on June 01, 2013, 12:11:05 AM
Well, mines a bit boring, but it didn't have a name for the Bike but when my little Sabie passed away I dedicated the ST to him and so it's now Sabie.
(http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii610/pmdodds1/Bikes/IMG_3968_zpse9b95b9e.jpg)

The red Yamaha is my Wife's bike... She calls it Gilbert or "Gillie" for short after a little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel we had. He was a Blemheim which is white and red. Hence red bike.
(http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii610/pmdodds1/Bikes/IMG_0008_zpsd68bc37c.jpg)

The Suzuki is also my wife's bike which she calls Coke again after a little female Cavalier King Charles Spaniel a little tri-coloured Cav Black and White with touches of brown and partner to Gilbert.
(http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii610/pmdodds1/Bikes/DSC00217_zps83ef8799.jpg)

Anyway.....she started it..... Naming the bikes ...
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Neale on June 01, 2013, 06:55:52 AM
Nice collection of bikes you have going ther Sabie. Lining up to start a showroom or the next Bike Museum (in a few years) ?
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: ST.George on June 01, 2013, 10:49:11 AM
Dragon 1300's name is Wyvern. A Wyvern dragon is the type of dragon (there are many - especially Chinese) that the original St.George battled in English folklore. These dragons have clawed limbs and wings and breathe fire. I found a wooden one on Gong Gumtree and restored and stained it. He's beautiful.
(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/a4fd1c7e3df671287e4b20dd2e105163_zps018bb136.jpg)
Wyvern is my guardian and mentor and the reflection of his eyes watches and admonishes me whenever I make a mistake or rough-ride him.
(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/d91a4bfcf1f1883022a882e7cd37ad0c_zpsc58f83b5.jpg)
Wyvern recently met WAG's (West Aussie Glen) bike and really liked her gold wings.

When I get a leg-cramp Wyvern kindly breathes fire on my thighs and encourages me to stand up on the pegs and stretch my legs. Trouble is, on hot days, Wyverns hot breath broils my crutch!  :H
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Streak on June 01, 2013, 11:10:34 AM
Dragon 1300's name is Wyvern. A Wyvern dragon is the type of dragon (there are many - especially Chinese) that the original St.George battled in English folklore. These dragons have clawed limbs and breathe fire. I found a wooden one on Gong Gumtree and restored and stained it. He's beautiful.

When I get a leg-cramp Wyvern kindly breathes fire on my thighs and encourages me to stand up on the pegs and stretch my legs. Trouble is, on hot days, Wyverns hot breath broils my crutch!  :H

You my friend are a very funny man...never ever change  :thumb
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: ST.George on June 01, 2013, 05:11:53 PM
Thanku Streak (Iron Man) for your kind remarks.
(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/337dc4f18418505122f36739012561a1_zpsd4592e7f.jpg)

Will meet u and many others at Ebor in July where u will discover that I'm somewhere between Uncle Fester of the Addams Family
(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/9aae769515c629fa5175fced831cb296_zps01ea8008.jpg) who I look like

Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory
(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/8e0465e3bc9dd2e6782d8a3abe9f5050_zps2800614f.jpg) who I admire

and Curly Joe of The Three Stooges
(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/f499dfd7163346d49cc63fadce1d1dcd_zpsf1d42b1b.jpg) who I also look like (it's a worry).

Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: StinkyPete on June 01, 2013, 06:11:07 PM
and Curly Joe of The Three Stooges who I also look like (it's a worry).

Strewth!  Post a picture of yourself so we can judge for ourselves.    :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: ST.George on June 01, 2013, 07:06:27 PM
and Curly Joe of The Three Stooges who I also look like (it's a worry).


Strewth!  Post a picture of yourself so we can judge for ourselves.    :rofl :rofl

(http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s616/_gregorypb/db8ef71e6f69e60a51de1342ea230831_zpse943e7ad.jpg)

That's me on the right at the Tamworth Motorcycle Museum. Happy now? Nuck, Nuck, Nuck. Buzzinger!
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Bikebear on June 08, 2014, 07:58:48 PM
'Goldie' or the 'big gold bastard' usually. I have a Honda Shadow that I call B5.. BikeBears Big Black Bastard'

I've actually decided the name for my bike. The bikes official colour is Sienna Gold, therefore it is now known as 'Golden Brown' (as per the Stranglers song).
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: johnnyYTED on June 08, 2014, 08:23:31 PM
 :dred11
I named my ST STranger,, why you may ask, well simply "do you know me"   I'm a STranger,,  :nahnah
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Streak on June 08, 2014, 08:48:08 PM
I have not found a name for the new girl yet, still working on it
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Gadget on June 08, 2014, 08:51:57 PM
When I rode my ST1300 into the garage for the first time, as usual she was adamant it had to have a name.  After a short while of walking around, she decided it was "Pan". 
I guess she figured this bike was going to whisk me away often and it has.


I refer to the ST as "The cruise missile" so between us it goes by the name "Pan - The Cruise missile"  :grin

Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: johnnyYTED on June 08, 2014, 08:56:16 PM
 :dred11
 :think1 is my ST1100 the only STud male bike. I always refer to him, prolly cause he's so STrong  :rofl :runyay  ;-*
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: gibbo57 on June 09, 2014, 05:21:21 AM
Might sound silly to some, but I named mine "Ty Robert", after my 28 year old son who passed away from cancer last year.   He always wanted a road bike, but his beautiful wife wouldn't let him have one, so he has one now.   She loves the name of it and so do the grand kids.
Cheers
 :wht11
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Gadget on June 09, 2014, 09:48:25 AM


Pan as in Peter Pan.  :grin

Quote from: johnnyYTED on 08 June 2014, 20:56:16 (http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=499.msg81560#msg81560)<blockquote> :dred11
 :think1 is my ST1100 the only STud male bike. I always refer to him, prolly cause he's so STrong  :rofl :runyay ;-*
</blockquote>

Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Old Steve on June 10, 2014, 05:31:00 PM
When I brought my first learner bike home, a Hyosung GV250, my wife said she needed a name, how about GLORIA (as in the song by Them - Van Morrison was lead singer), So G-L-O-R-I-A she was.

My next bike, a 2010 candy orange max Boulevard M50, had a number plate ending in EYQ and my wife - after following it home for 300 km after I bought it - said I like Angelina Jolli, Angelique, so my Boulevard became "Angie" - a song by the Rolling Stones.

When I bought the white ST1100 my wife said it made her think of that photo of Marilyn Munroe in the white dress standing over the air vent in New York, so she became "Norma Jean" as in "Farewell Norma Jean, from the young man in the 42nd row, who saw you as something more than sexual, more than just our Marilyn Munroe."

So I've kind of had my bikes named after lady's names in songs.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: bikerpaul on June 10, 2014, 07:51:54 PM
I have a white ST1100P that I have named Pearl..... predictable I know.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:00:41 PM
How about " She who must remain upright " that has a certain sense of substance........................................ :eek   :wht11
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: johnnyYTED on June 10, 2014, 08:04:52 PM
How about " She who must remain upright " that has a certain sense of substance........................................ :eek   :wht11
:dred11
 :-++  'SWMRU'  :-++ I cant even say that WITH my teeth in... :rofl
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: garry.coombs.9 on August 10, 2014, 10:13:05 PM
You are not alone. ST is Ruby. (Red of course).   The Landcruiser is Pearl (pearl white) LC gps is Wanda and Ruby's is TomTom. Self explanatory but dont ask me why it is necessary.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: HunterTodd on August 11, 2014, 08:59:14 PM
I had a nice civil name for my bike but after all the grief she has been giving me, I now call her Strumpet which is a kinder version of some of the other names I have been calling her lately
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: Huffy on August 18, 2014, 02:15:53 PM
My son and I have a 1990 sliver st1100 which on its first long ride with us, shat it's self half way along the thunderbolts way. My son who has autism called it "The Sliver Pig", the name has stuck.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: HunterTodd on August 18, 2014, 06:18:40 PM
My son and I have a 1990 sliver st1100 which on its first long ride with us, shat it's self half way along the thunderbolts way. My son who has autism called it "The Sliver Pig", the name has stuck.

I have to say it is a comfort of sorts to hear someone else has an adversarial name for their ST. Mine has given so much grief lately calling it a Strumpet is the nicest thing I could say about it.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: HOFFY on August 19, 2014, 11:41:35 AM
My daughter calls my 1000 a LEGO bike                         bitch.
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: nate on August 19, 2014, 02:20:15 PM
My daughter calls my 1000 a LEGO bike                         bitch.

As in 'LEGO it's MY turn!!'
Title: Re: Who names their bike?
Post by: HOFFY on August 19, 2014, 03:17:18 PM
My daughter calls my 1000 a LEGO bike                         bitch.

As in 'LEGO it's MY turn!!'

Naw, she dosn't get a turn, no respect for quality.