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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on August 30, 2013, 11:50:20 PM

Title: The Cuckoo Clock
Post by: Wild Rose on August 30, 2013, 11:50:20 PM
                                        THE Cuckoo Clock

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home  by midnight,

'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am., a bit loaded, I headed for home.


Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up  and cuckooed 3 times.


Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.


I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.


(Even when totally smashed.... 3  cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.


Whew, I got away with that one! Then

he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

 

Title: Re: The Cuckoo Clock
Post by: tj189 on August 31, 2013, 06:48:04 AM
 :crackup
Title: Re: The Cuckoo Clock
Post by: Brock on August 31, 2013, 09:04:28 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup

Good thing I had swallowed my coffe before reading that.. :thumbsup
Title: Re: The Cuckoo Clock
Post by: Poppy Dave on September 01, 2013, 11:33:14 PM
 :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup
Title: Re: The Cuckoo Clock
Post by: Wombat on September 02, 2013, 07:49:14 PM
 >:()