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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on September 11, 2013, 02:31:54 PM

Title: The wooden ball
Post by: JuST Peter on September 11, 2013, 02:31:54 PM

An elderly man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut.
But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, "You'd have to just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."

Title: Re: The wooden ball
Post by: Pocket STocker on September 11, 2013, 08:10:13 PM

Pete that one left a bad taste  :popcorn


Pockey  :grin

Title: Re: The wooden ball
Post by: Neale on September 11, 2013, 08:27:01 PM

 :thumbsup :grin :rofl

Title: Re: The wooden ball
Post by: Wild Rose on September 11, 2013, 09:11:04 PM

I like it :thumb :thumb

Title: Re: The wooden ball
Post by: Biggles on September 11, 2013, 09:33:04 PM

Quote from: Wild Rose on September 11, 2013, 09:11:04 PM

I like it :thumb :thumb

Then you're next in line for a shave.     :grin