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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on September 21, 2013, 10:45:01 PM

Title: Quickie....
Post by: WendyL on September 21, 2013, 10:45:01 PM

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are
gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short
skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he
was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to
bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,
"What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,
"A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him
across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
"Um, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'"
 :fp :fp :fp :fp :fp

Title: Re: Quickie....
Post by: royst1100 on September 22, 2013, 05:53:39 AM

yeh good one.  :hatwave  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

Title: Re: Quickie....
Post by: Wild Rose on September 22, 2013, 05:57:16 AM

 :thumbs :grin :grin :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Quickie....
Post by: ST2UP on September 22, 2013, 06:14:01 AM

 :clap  :hatwave

Title: Re: Quickie....
Post by: Neale on September 22, 2013, 05:29:42 PM

Still didn't get his quickie though. 😢

Title: Re: Quickie....
Post by: Pocket STocker on September 22, 2013, 05:40:07 PM

Love it  :clap


Pockey  :grin

Title: Re: Quickie....
Post by: JuST Peter on September 23, 2013, 07:52:41 PM

 :-++ :-++