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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on September 28, 2013, 10:00:35 AM

Title: $6,500 Bull
Post by: Wild Rose on September 28, 2013, 10:00:35 AM

I  recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out  with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was  beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.   Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed  him once per day.

The  bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke  through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a  machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him.....

 

But they taste kind of like peppermint.

 :beer

Title: Re: $6,500 Bull
Post by: Brock on September 28, 2013, 10:26:21 AM

 :eek :eek :|||| :|||| :||||

Title: Re: $6,500 Bull
Post by: Whizz on September 28, 2013, 10:27:54 AM

Send me some of these pills REAL soon, please!!

 o:) o:)

Title: Re: $6,500 Bull
Post by: Pocket STocker on September 28, 2013, 11:38:07 AM

 :crackup  :crackup that's a ripper !!!


Pockey  :wink1