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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on September 30, 2013, 04:57:00 PM

Title: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: WendyL on September 30, 2013, 04:57:00 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: Whizz on September 30, 2013, 05:03:36 PM
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup

 :thumbs :thumbsup :-++ :-++ :thumbs :thumbsup :-++
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: Pocket STocker on September 30, 2013, 05:44:11 PM
Love it  :rofl  :rofl

Pockey  :wink1
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: JuST Peter on October 01, 2013, 04:43:27 PM
That might be true up till a certain age  :fp :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: Wild Rose on October 01, 2013, 05:03:10 PM
 :thumbs :thumbs :thumbs
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: saaz on October 01, 2013, 05:39:23 PM
Let me know what age that is, as I may have to plan for it sometime....

Quote from: Peter (blueheeler55) on October 01, 2013, 04:43:27 PM
That might be true up till a certain age  :fp :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: JuST Peter on October 01, 2013, 05:49:30 PM
Ask Biggles. He's older than any of us and is sure to know :grin
Title: Re: Received this today and had to share....
Post by: gaz on October 01, 2013, 07:44:18 PM
Quote from: WendyL on September 30, 2013, 04:57:00 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
 :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

 :clap