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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on October 01, 2013, 05:00:13 PM

Title: How Romantic
Post by: JuST Peter on October 01, 2013, 05:00:13 PM

       Romance

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are
sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband replied ,

“I am on the toilet. Please advise."

Title: Re: How Romantic
Post by: Wild Rose on October 01, 2013, 07:33:46 PM

 :thumb :thumb :grin

Title: Re: How Romantic
Post by: StinkyPete on October 01, 2013, 07:37:38 PM

 :o

Title: Re: How Romantic
Post by: Sicman on October 08, 2013, 04:34:20 PM

 :crazy :grin