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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on October 18, 2013, 09:17:55 PM

Title: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: Wild Rose on October 18, 2013, 09:17:55 PM

                             Exercise and Pregnant Women

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.

 

Walking is especially beneficial.

 

It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.

Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together.

 

It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.

 

In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

 

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: Shiney on October 18, 2013, 09:39:24 PM

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Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: Biggles on October 18, 2013, 10:45:02 PM

Seems like a reasonable question.  I'm all for practical exercise.  Treadmills are a waste of time.  Go ride a bike and get some fresh air.  Ditto carry something useful instead of just tagging along!

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: JuST Peter on October 21, 2013, 10:20:46 AM

Must be about time for the girls to drop by :grin :grin :grin

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: ST2UP on October 21, 2013, 10:27:58 AM

 :crackup Pockeys at work but no doubt she will find this tonight   :popcorn  :popcorn


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Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: JuST Peter on October 21, 2013, 10:34:18 AM

I reckon Bill and Leo should lay very low tonight  :grin

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: StinkyPete on October 21, 2013, 10:41:26 AM

Does mowing lawns count as walking?

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: JuST Peter on October 21, 2013, 11:13:22 AM

Quote from: StinkyPete on October 21, 2013, 10:41:26 AM

Does mowing lawns count as walking?

On a ride-on?  :rofl

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: Wild Rose on October 21, 2013, 12:30:09 PM

Quote from: StinkyPete on October 21, 2013, 10:41:26 AM

Does mowing lawns count as walking?

Sounds like a reasonable request :thumb :grin

Title: Re: Exercise and Pregnant Women
Post by: WendyL on October 21, 2013, 03:39:07 PM

Sorry to disappoint fellas, but......














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