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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: WendyL on October 24, 2013, 07:28:56 PM
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This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others as to what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I like the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes, sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my d*ck', he replied.
The receptionist became visibly irritated and said, 'Oh, my! You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear, or something like that, and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor…in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.”
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly, smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors? You're going to lose.
:KissBlow
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:clap :clap nice one Wendy
Pockey :Blow
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:wht11 py
:rofl :-++ :crackup
Tipsy
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:dred11
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:grin :thumb
Thankfully it's just a joke.
If there's such a surgery where the Receptionist asks your symptoms they'd soon go broke!
I find many Receptionists pretty snippy in their manner, though.
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:think1 Lucky he didnt give her an earful :o :o :whistle :whistle :grin :rofl
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:fp :fp :grin :grin :thumbs
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I went to an old grumpy doctor when I was a teenager because I had the flu. He asked why I was here and I said I've got the flu to which his reply was "I'm the Doctor, I'll do the diagnosis" he then said right well what wrong then, and my reply was I don't know, your the doctor. With a huff he said you've got the flu.
I never went back... Found another Doctor.