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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Diesel on October 25, 2013, 08:40:01 PM

Title: At the cafe...
Post by: Diesel on October 25, 2013, 08:40:01 PM

Dear all,

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Karrinup  Coffee club recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
 
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everyone was staring at me….

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod………
 
……. and how was your day?

This is what happens when old people start using the latest technology!

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: johnnyYTED on October 25, 2013, 09:28:00 PM

  :dred11
:thumb love it... :crackup :rofl :beer

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: Shiney on October 25, 2013, 09:38:57 PM

 :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: Biggles on October 25, 2013, 10:34:19 PM

Oh dear!  I hope I can remember that trap for the unwary for when I get old!!    :eek

Maybe not an issue since I won't remember where I left my iPod (or whatever it's called when I get old).

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: Wild Rose on October 25, 2013, 11:29:33 PM

Quote from: Shiney on October 25, 2013, 09:38:57 PM

:crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl

:crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl
 :beer

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: ST2UP on October 26, 2013, 07:27:01 AM

Doh !!!! seamed like a good idea at the time  :crackup

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: JuST Peter on October 26, 2013, 09:39:06 AM

Well at least he posted it in large font. Makes it easier for us old farts to read without our glasses  :thumbsup :thumbsup

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: Whizz on October 26, 2013, 11:27:11 AM

Oh damm, someone noticed!!!

Luv it!@!

 :hatwave :hatwave :hatwave

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: STill dreaming on October 26, 2013, 04:27:08 PM

Congratulations ! you made me smile. :hatwave :hatwave

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: Sean on October 26, 2013, 05:02:53 PM

And for our next act on Australia's Got Talent, we present Diesel and his musical ****.     :crackup     :crackup 

Title: Re: At the cafe...
Post by: Skip on October 27, 2013, 08:24:18 PM

Reminds me. I shouldn't take a laxative and a sleeping tablet the same night.  :fp