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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on November 15, 2013, 09:19:31 PM

Title: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: Wild Rose on November 15, 2013, 09:19:31 PM

HITCH HIKERS ON THE  NULLABOR

Two Aboriginals were riding along the highway on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift.

A friendly trucker (Wilko) stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift.

He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls.

The Aboriginals put it to Wilko that if they could manage to fit in the back with their bike, would he give them a lift, and he relented.
 
They managed to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the truck, so Wilko the driver shut the doors and got off on his way.

By this time he was really late and so pushed his foot down hard.

Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulled him over for speeding. The good officer asked Wilko what he was carrying to which he  replied jokingly-- 'Indigenous eggs'.

The Highway Patrol Officer obviously didn't believe this so wanted to take a look for himself.

He opened the back door and quickly slammed it shut and locked it.  Then he got onto his radio and called for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.

The dispatcher asked what emergency there was that required so many officers. 

'I've got a truck with 20,000 Aboriginal eggs in it - 2 have hatched and they have already managed to steal a motorbike'

Title: Re: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: Biggles on November 15, 2013, 09:46:16 PM

Oh dear!

Is it OK to laugh?


 :rofl

Title: Re: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: Brock on November 15, 2013, 09:56:49 PM

Some one owes me a new keyboard...

 :well

Title: Re: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: RexJ on November 15, 2013, 10:24:50 PM

Wilco? That name rings a bell.  Might be the same bloke who spent 16 years on East - West. :crazy - but it might not be too, and also.  :o

Title: Re: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: Shiney on November 17, 2013, 02:37:51 PM

AWESOME :thumbsup

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Title: Re: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: Totgas on November 17, 2013, 03:13:54 PM

I'm sure it's not PC, but who cares - Love it  :thumb  :thumb  :thumb  :thumb  :thumb

Title: Re: Hitch Hikers on the Nullabor
Post by: RexJ on November 17, 2013, 09:45:25 PM

Forgot to mention that it's bloody funny. !!!  :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup