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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on November 23, 2013, 06:40:47 AM

Title: Stay off your bike
Post by: JuST Peter on November 23, 2013, 06:40:47 AM
A friend of mine found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.  The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears.  He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. 
The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.  Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
 At the register, the pharmacist told her,
"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." 
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
 The pharmacist said,
"If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
 Andrea replied,
"I'm not using it on my legs either, but if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
 The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
 
Title: Re: Stay off your bike
Post by: Biggles on November 23, 2013, 10:12:40 PM
Oh those Pharmacists!!     :eek         :crackup
Title: Re: Stay off your bike
Post by: Wild Rose on November 23, 2013, 10:41:11 PM
 :thumbs :thumbs :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :-++
Title: Re: Stay off your bike
Post by: Couch on November 24, 2013, 09:43:42 PM
Love it!   :rofl