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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on November 24, 2013, 09:17:06 AM

Title: Barter ! The way we do it in Australia
Post by: Wild Rose on November 24, 2013, 09:17:06 AM
The way we do it in Australia !!!!!!!!
This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of bevvy, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" ...

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of beer 'ya got?"  :grin

 :beer
   

 
Title: Re: Barter ! The way we do it in Australia
Post by: Brock on November 24, 2013, 09:41:45 AM
 :beer :beer :beer
Title: Re: Barter ! The way we do it in Australia
Post by: Biggles on November 24, 2013, 12:28:47 PM
Being blonde, that would definitely have put her off her stride.    :grin
Title: Re: Barter ! The way we do it in Australia
Post by: Couch on November 24, 2013, 08:55:24 PM
 :rofl