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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on December 05, 2013, 07:13:02 AM

Title: I D I O T
Post by: Wild Rose on December 05, 2013, 07:13:02 AM

 
 
As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.
I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the
11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned...'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:
ID10T
I used to like Eric, the little shithead.
 
 

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: Pocket STocker on December 05, 2013, 07:19:36 AM

 :rofl  :rofl :-++

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: Marcus on December 05, 2013, 10:45:10 AM

hahaha....

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: Pezzz on December 05, 2013, 11:03:48 AM

I have actually written the cause of an issue to be PEBKAC on a job sheet before .....
No one actually questioned it but Trina (who does the accounts) was in stitches when she read it. She just wanted to know how she was going to put it politely on the invoice.

P.E.B.K.A.C = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair ....
Another good one is PICNIC but people figure that is not a tech term and you are taking the piss pretty easily....  Problem In Chair Not In Computer ....

Hooroo !!!!

 :wht11 Pezzz

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: Marcus on December 05, 2013, 11:08:36 AM

I use I/O error ALOT
Idiot Operator error

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: Pezzz on December 05, 2013, 11:46:59 AM

 :rofl :rofl  makes you want to reach through sometimes and  :CB--

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: StinkyPete on December 05, 2013, 12:56:57 PM

Brilliant!  I had a problem with my mobile phone one day, and went looking for either a Telstra shop or a ten year old to solve it for me.

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: PaulH on December 05, 2013, 01:34:32 PM

Mate, the 10 year old is better, quicker and CHEAPER!!!

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: pault on December 05, 2013, 05:21:43 PM

also known as warmware

Title: Re: I D I O T
Post by: candywine on December 23, 2013, 10:50:20 AM

Wild rose I follow your jokes all the time & often copy them to send on, could you do me a favour & print them in a bigger font as its hard to transfer to a e-mail so they look OK . Cheers candywine. Maybe it's just the way I do it??