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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Diesel on December 09, 2013, 07:48:33 PM

Title: A Testimony to True Friendship.....
Post by: Diesel on December 09, 2013, 07:48:33 PM

A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in...

"My hair & makeup are not done! The house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."      :Whipped                   :rofl

Title: Re: A Testimony to True Friendship.....
Post by: JuST Peter on December 09, 2013, 07:50:31 PM

And for a sequel, this is how to get divorced :crackup :crackup

Title: Re: A Testimony to True Friendship.....
Post by: Wild Rose on December 10, 2013, 06:47:42 AM

 :fp :eek :grin :thumb