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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on December 22, 2013, 10:53:44 AM
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Beer and puts it in their trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $30 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.
A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $60 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Beer and it's half the price."
That's him lying face down in Aisle 5.
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I tried that line some time ago and all I got was a "WHAT?"
I don't think I sold it too well to her.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl sound justified to me !!
Pockey :wink1