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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on January 07, 2014, 07:41:50 PM

Title: The cab driver
Post by: JuST Peter on January 07, 2014, 07:41:50 PM
A drunken, totally naked, woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour.
The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.
"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a nude woman before?"
"Ill not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?!"
Title: Re: The cab driver
Post by: Wild Rose on January 07, 2014, 08:47:42 PM
 :fp  :butt  :grin
Title: Re: The cab driver
Post by: Biggles on January 07, 2014, 08:49:15 PM
A man with his priorities right.      :crazy
Title: Re: The cab driver
Post by: Pocket STocker on January 08, 2014, 06:55:58 AM
Well having spent lots of time and money at PBP as we lived their, I think this was possibly a true story  :Stirpot


Pockey  :wink1