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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on March 12, 2014, 09:21:40 PM
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Holden Senator out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 120 kph, enjoying the power of the car .
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down the F3, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a highway patrol car, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 140 kph, then 180kph, then suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the copper’s arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the copper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the car. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the copper.
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:rofl :-++ A friend of ours was a Policeman and had a driver tell him something when pulled over for a breath test that made him laugh so much he drop and broke the testing machine. You will have to ask one of us what the driver said, if I put it up here I would have to send myself to the naughty corner for a very long time :whistle
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Come on Pockey, you cannot just say stuff like that and walk away. Use the cleaned up version. :well
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Even the clean version not fit for print :p the statement made by the driver did lead to some violence in the car from his wife :crackup
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May see you at Abe's on Saturday. Will grill you then.