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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Z900owner on March 31, 2014, 11:39:01 AM

Title: Turpentine
Post by: Z900owner on March 31, 2014, 11:39:01 AM

A Little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.   

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

 

Don't even think about it!!!

Title: Re: Turpentine
Post by: royst1100 on March 31, 2014, 05:48:58 PM

 :think1  :think1 :think1 :think1 .  :fp  :well  :OldMan

Title: Re: Turpentine
Post by: sargent on March 31, 2014, 06:42:24 PM

Im so gunna install a couple of Cats on the ST.
I always did think Cat was better than Cummins anyway.  :nahnah