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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on April 06, 2014, 09:18:46 PM

Title: CONFESSIONAL BOX
Post by: JuST Peter on April 06, 2014, 09:18:46 PM
 A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away
from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits
himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses,
the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur
chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display
of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very
long time since I've been to confession and I must admit  that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to  be".
 
The priest  replies,
"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
Title: Re: CONFESSIONAL BOX
Post by: Wild Rose on April 07, 2014, 06:48:43 AM
 :clap :clap :clap :grin :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl  :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Title: Re: CONFESSIONAL BOX
Post by: johnnyYTED on April 07, 2014, 07:57:25 AM
 :dred11
 ++ :rofl :rofl  ++