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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Diesel on April 28, 2014, 09:59:23 AM

Title: Another Genie joke....
Post by: Diesel on April 28, 2014, 09:59:23 AM

A man is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.




He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.


The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after a Labor government balances the budget and eliminates the debt.

"You crafty little Devil," said the genie.

Title: Re: Another Genie joke....
Post by: Brock on April 28, 2014, 11:38:06 AM

 :like

Title: Re: Another Genie joke....
Post by: Biggles on April 28, 2014, 12:30:41 PM

Hmmm.  Don't get me started.  Sounds like we're going to get the opportunity to give back that $900 that Kevie gave everyone.  And then pay the interest on it, at 100% pa.     :eek

Title: Re: Another Genie joke....
Post by: Brock on April 28, 2014, 01:45:29 PM

And pay for the school upgrades that weren't wanted.

But lets not start getting political :||||