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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on April 30, 2014, 07:07:53 PM

Title: Golf and the Cow
Post by: Wild Rose on April 30, 2014, 07:07:53 PM

GOLF AND THE COW

 

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

 

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

 

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

 

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

 

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.

 

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''

 

'I don't remember much after that'

 

Title: Re: Golf and the Cow
Post by: Shiney on April 30, 2014, 07:27:34 PM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: Golf and the Cow
Post by: JuST Peter on April 30, 2014, 08:11:16 PM

To coin a phrase - that's a real corker :grin :grin :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup