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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on May 12, 2014, 11:46:49 AM
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Missing Wife
Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping & still has not reached home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress..... I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was she going in a car???
Husband: yes.
Inspector: tell me the number, name & color of the car ? . . . . . ....
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door. ….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...
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Why did he ever let her take that car!?
Hope it turned out well. Maybe he had it insured for agreed value, so it could end up being profitable! :thumb
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You would be lost without us :well. :crackup
Pockey :wink1
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You would be lost without us :well. :crackup
Pockey :wink1
But we'd have more money to play with :grin
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You would be lost without us :well. :crackup
Pockey :wink1
I only got married `cause I needed the extra income. >:() :whistle :well :wht11