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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Wild Rose on May 12, 2014, 11:49:58 AM

Title: Man Text's Neighbour
Post by: Wild Rose on May 12, 2014, 11:49:58 AM

I am so sorry Steve,  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been using your wife, day and night when you're not around. 
In fact, more Than you.  I'm not getting any at home but that's no excuse.  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen  again.
The neighbour, anguished and betrayed, went home, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect.  I meant "wifi", not "wife
 

Title: Re: Man Text's Neighbour
Post by: JuST Peter on May 12, 2014, 08:45:50 PM

Sorry Leo, but it's been done already:

http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=6409.msg72326#msg72326 (http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=6409.msg72326#msg72326)

Title: Re: Man Text's Neighbour
Post by: Wild Rose on May 13, 2014, 03:54:15 AM

Quote from: JuST Peter on May 12, 2014, 08:45:50 PM

Sorry Leo, but it's been done already:

[url]http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=6409.msg72326#msg72326[/url] ([url]http://ozstoc.com/index.php?topic=6409.msg72326#msg72326[/url])

Peter
As you can see I did not reply to the previous posting as I was probably at work or away so this is new to me
And I think it is still funny to read and circulate again  :thumb
 :rockon :rockon :rockon :rockon :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl   

Title: Re: Man Text's Neighbour
Post by: Brock on May 13, 2014, 08:41:28 AM

Wild Rose,

If you click on the text " Show unread posts since last visit" you wont miss anything again. Its just under your name on the top left of page..