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Title: AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS?
Post by: JuST Peter on May 17, 2014, 10:18:32 PM
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/Irha.jpg)

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...


(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/JC0aN.jpg)

At that instant the Atheist cried out,?
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


'Very well,' said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:


(http://img.acianetmedia.com/i/sS6Fl.jpg)

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
Title: Re: AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS?
Post by: johnnyYTED on May 17, 2014, 11:24:49 PM
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Title: Re: AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS?
Post by: Wild Rose on May 18, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
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