OzSTOC

No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on June 21, 2014, 07:22:41 AM

Title: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: JuST Peter on June 21, 2014, 07:22:41 AM

God said:  Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for Me.'

Adam said: 'Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?'

God said: 'Go down
Into that valley.'

Adam said: 'What's a Valley?'

God explained it to
Him. Then God said:
'Cross the river.'

Adam said: 'What's a River?'

God explained that
To him, and then said:
'Go over to the hill....'

Adam said: 'What is a
Hill?'

So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.

 He told Adam : 'On
The otherside of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.'

Adam said:  : 'What's a
Cave?'

After God explained ,
He said: 'In the cave
You will find a woman.'

Adam said:  : 'What's a Woman?'

God explained
That to him, too.

Then, God said: 'I
Want you to
Reproduce.'

Adam said:   'How do
I do that?'

God first said (under
His breath): 'Geez.....'

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to
Adam, as well.

So,  Adam goes  down
Into the valley,

Across the river, and
Over the hill, into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.
God, His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily: 'What is it
Now?'

Adam  looked at him apologetically and asked:

*

*

*

*

*

*

*

'What's a headache?'

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: johnnyYTED on June 21, 2014, 08:26:05 AM

 :dred11                  :dred11                        :dred11
 :crackup :rofl  :rofl :crackup :crackup :thumbsup

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: Nigel on June 21, 2014, 09:06:57 AM

OMG..........................................Please make the voices Stop.......................................time for a bex and a lie down again? :eek :wht11

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: Biggles on June 21, 2014, 12:00:29 PM

So that's when that business started!
I figured it wasn't a recent phenomenon.   Wot thuh

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: gaz on June 21, 2014, 02:53:10 PM

 :CB--

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: STeveo on June 21, 2014, 06:20:50 PM

Husband places a glass of water and two asprins on the bedside table beside his wife.
"What are these for" she asks, "I don't have a headache"
'Bewdy" said the husband.  ;-*


 :bl11

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: JuST Peter on June 21, 2014, 10:25:43 PM

Quote from: STeveo on June 21, 2014, 06:20:50 PM

Husband places a glass of water and two asprins on the bedside table beside his wife.
"What are these for" she asks, "I don't have a headache"
'Bewdy" said the husband.  ;-*


 :bl11

Now that's cunning.  :clap :clap :clap

Title: Re: And God Said to Adam...
Post by: HunterTodd on June 22, 2014, 01:00:58 PM

Except now you have given her a weapon!!!