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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on June 21, 2014, 07:38:26 AM
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A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around.
Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left. A little more to the right... "
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Why couldn't the blonde inside open the door for her??
Blondes!!
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Why couldn't the blonde inside open the door for her??
Blondes!!
:fp It's just a joke Biggles "Just a Joke" :grin
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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:crackup :crackup
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Why couldn't the blonde inside open the door for her??
Blondes!!
I had thought it may have been a convertible with the top down :grin :grin
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Why couldn't the blonde inside open the door for her??
Blondes!!
I had thought it may have been a convertible with the top down :grin :grin
LOL That's exactly what I was thinking :thumb
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Why couldn't the blonde inside open the door for her??
Blondes!!
:fp It's just a joke Biggles "Just a Joke" :grin
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
Geez, thanks Rosie!
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Many moons ago I was sitting in the pub watching a guy trying to break into his car which he had locked his keys in.
It was a stinking hot day so having a bit of experience in this area I went outside and offered to help. He angrily waved me away so I went back inside and watched the guy struggle on through another couple of drinks.
He had tried every method in the book to get the front door open with no success and was about to break the front window with a rock so I went out again and offered to help.
"Ok smart arse knock yourself out " he challenged stepping back to allow me access.
So I walked up to the car reached through the open back window reached around the pillar and unlocked the front door.
I reckon it might be the closest I have ever come to being killed.
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That's what you get for being such a nice guy.
A complete mongrel would have been laughing in his beer watching him break the window. :whistle
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I reckon it might be the closest I have ever come to being killed.
That'll learn ya :grin
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Biggles if I was a nice guy I would have taken a beer out to him!!