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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on June 24, 2014, 07:54:56 PM
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After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."
When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'
"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied."That's because the first time is usually in June, and the second time is in December."
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Hmmm,
Thought I was going to have to smite you (havent done that for a while :grin ) but :- :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup
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Thanks mate. ++
I'll just leave the money on the fridge as per usual then? ;-*
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Can we draw the conclusion the man was born in June?
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How do you work that out HT?
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Its obvious, Xmas and Birthday present...
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Doh! :CB-- :fp
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:rofl
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Another Bex to table 3 please>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :wht11
Please sir you must lay down for the therapy to work.......................................... :eek
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Thanks for that, I don't need to go and see my GP now, problem solved.
Poppy Dave :wht13
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Thanks for that, I don't need to go and see my GP now, problem solved.
Poppy Dave :wht13
So- have you had your birthday yet? Only 5 days left in June...
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Mine was yesterday. Explains a lot. My mind is at rest now.
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