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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on June 24, 2014, 07:54:56 PM

Title: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: JuST Peter on June 24, 2014, 07:54:56 PM
After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty."

When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, 'Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband mentioned an unusual problem. He claimed that he was usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you have any idea about why?'

"Oh, that crazy old coot'' she replied."That's because the first time is usually in June, and the second time is in December."
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: Brock on June 24, 2014, 07:58:56 PM
Hmmm,

Thought I was going to have to smite you (havent done that for a while  :grin ) but  :-   :rofl :rofl :rofl :crackup :crackup :crackup
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: JuST Peter on June 24, 2014, 08:08:35 PM
Thanks mate.  ++
I'll just leave the money on the fridge as per usual then?  ;-* 
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: HunterTodd on June 24, 2014, 08:13:52 PM
Can we draw the conclusion the man was born in June?
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: JuST Peter on June 24, 2014, 08:17:28 PM
How do you work that out HT?
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: Brock on June 24, 2014, 08:53:56 PM
Its obvious, Xmas and Birthday present...

 :||||
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: JuST Peter on June 24, 2014, 09:00:11 PM
Doh! :CB-- :fp
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: TAZZIEBAZ on June 24, 2014, 09:04:54 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: Nigel on June 24, 2014, 09:46:10 PM
Another Bex to table 3 please>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :wht11

Please sir you must lay down for the therapy to work.......................................... :eek
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: Poppy Dave on June 25, 2014, 01:39:53 PM
Thanks for that, I don't need to go and see my GP now, problem solved.


Poppy Dave                                     :wht13
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: Biggles on June 25, 2014, 05:41:47 PM
Thanks for that, I don't need to go and see my GP now, problem solved.


Poppy Dave                                     :wht13

So- have you had your birthday yet?  Only 5 days left in June...
Title: Re: Hot and Cold Sex
Post by: Pezzz on June 26, 2014, 12:10:35 AM
Mine was yesterday. Explains a lot. My mind is at rest now.

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