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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: Biggles on July 03, 2014, 06:28:21 PM
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A crocodile walks into a bar, towing a man by a leash.
The man asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my croc."
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:dred11 :dred11 :dred11
:fp
:crackup :-(((
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:grin :thumb Nice Crocodile ???
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:thumbs that was a good one :grin
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A crocadile walks into a bar, towing a man by a leash.
The man asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," said the bartender.
"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my croc."
Spelling Police here Biggles! :law "Crocodile" both in the Subject line and text body would make the story even better. ;-*
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Spelling Police here Biggles! :law "Crocodile" both in the Subject line and text body would make the story even better. ;-*
Argh! Pinged by the Spelling Police (I always wondered what a Cop did for fun after he handed in his badge). :grin
Anyway- fixed! And I too cringe when I keep seeing those couple of misspelt Subjects.
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Can I borrow the crocodile?
I'd like to feed my wife's lawyer to it.
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Can I borrow the crocodile?
I'd like to feed my wife's lawyer to it.
No danger to the wife though, I hope. :grin
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She can afford another one.