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No Parking Zone! => Off Topic, Off Colour, and non-motorcycle related => Topic started by: JuST Peter on July 04, 2014, 10:40:19 PM

Title: Just makin' sure!
Post by: JuST Peter on July 04, 2014, 10:40:19 PM

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Title: Re: Just makin' sure!
Post by: Pezzz on July 05, 2014, 12:15:00 AM

Hahaha .... That's a good one ....

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Title: Re: Just makin' sure!
Post by: STeveo on July 05, 2014, 08:31:34 AM

 :rofl   :thumbsup

 :bl11

Title: Re: Just makin' sure!
Post by: Shiney on July 05, 2014, 09:16:53 AM

 :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl :crackup :rofl

Title: Re: Just makin' sure!
Post by: Nigel on July 05, 2014, 11:38:29 AM

Much much more betterer.............................................. :thumbsup :wht11

Title: Re: Just makin' sure!
Post by: nate on July 06, 2014, 07:10:19 AM

Lol, like that one..


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Title: Re: Just makin' sure!
Post by: Wild Rose on July 06, 2014, 11:20:48 AM

 :grin :grin :clap :clap :hatwave :hatwave :crackup :crackup :rofl :rofl